Guys - the "Hawaii type" - Married

The Married - this is so classic. 

• the wife doesn't want to sign the actual divorce papers, won't let him go

• is "top secret" military and hides everything on the mainland and in his secret computer- pics of kids & all. Might let u in on it l8r like after a year.

• got a divorce from his last wife. You saw the court filing online Hawaii state. Then, he JUST got married again a month after you were dating him and still dating.

• swingers- calls his wife to talk to you and she claims they are divorced. Everyone else tells you he's married and treats women badly after month 2. Expect to get a restraining order by that time. Believe your trusted homies.

• most classic- openly states they are staying together for the kids but doesn't want to be seen out in public with you for the Kid's sake. 

Guys - the "Hawaii Types" - rehab

The Rehab victim- this one is simple. Go out, have a great time, are in public when he passes out and valets need to carry him to his car u now have to drive. IOW:- you are his "party chauffeur" 

Be sure to ask if he has any health conditions or medication. He takes before this date. Things could get gnarly to the hospital for you or him or his hapless victims.

I had one of these men seem awake when we got to his house and pass out once he opened the door. He passed on on his way out the car door and lay on the pavement by the car so I spent the night sleeping "in his car". Ugh

Guys - the "Hawaii types"- match

The Match dah cum Guy- go yuk! Then realise the bar fly guys that you recently deleted, you remember that the profile photo you clicked No!. He just sent it to you. Just hustled your number from a guy you exchanged numbers with. Go ugh, groan, grrrr as the texts flood in and you wonder how the online site gave him your contact number. Well, they didn't.

Several phone calls later & after Valentine's and Mardis gras partying with the we exchanged numbers person u met all with all his friends.... You learn he Gave ur number to the guy u deleted... Groan

Oh, and if your like me, have the online dating site as a gift from a "nice guy friend". He gets middle of the night calls from other women who used the site to date and call him because they were assaulted and need a shoulder to cry on. 

Guys - the "Hawaii types" -CL

The "Hawaii/Oahu CL guy"- gathered from a variety of sources. 

1. hpd- tries to find out where you live in less than 3minutes. Stalker? Then offers money for sex in person and if u think it's play ( like one Columbia Uni. soon to be & on vay-Kay found out) they arrest you after sex. Arrested for real. Makes u a prostitute after agreeing to a date.

2. The sexercist- wants big women, or skinny women- his plan? To have sex in exchange for trying to help the woman loose or gain weight. Online listing makes this otherwise talented person an airmatress porn star! Oh not kidding he'll offer the bigger women weight loss products so they have a friend and hope of returning. Seems agreeable? Maybe not to the last 20 women he knocked up (be mindful of dhs Mail on door when entering)

 • remember - air mattresses are disposable & anyone around won't remember you because they are entertained and repulsed by the 5-10 women that go in & out of the porn laden room in their apartment each day.