Apple phone FuK'd me over eh-tee-tee

So. Today's task is for me to try and view a .mov video file of Independent footage that is still being "sold" in a manner of speaking. 

Problem, I only have my iPhone 5s that has been chronically hacked. Survived decimation of 2 Lifeproof Nuud cases that also had Hawaii sun & heat exposure. My several laptops have died out of extinction real. Due to balcony swan dives caused by Nuclear Engineer submariner tantrums, I'm guessing or presuppoposing M.I. Jacking of my hard drives, and TSA forcing me to surrender my carrying. All USA sinking USA effort because I'm me. How many ways can I say my own kind USA nationals absolutely Bloomington big SUX, without a friendly game of euchre and microbrews. 

I am left with generified not gentrified as word goo Apple Store wireless terabyte Formaluzed Bawlshert while having a second glawsss of  chianti to subdue my implant headache. 

Hawaii has been chrawnik-cally pein-full. 

And I am aht thee end of mawyee rue-ope. 

Hard SD vs wireless terabyte drive BS

Driving in Hawaii, from an East Coast perspective

Driving in Hawaii is one of Thee WORST experiences ever. Traffic on the island is miserable if you are almost out of gasoline or your AC isn't erotically cold.

Where to Start with my generalizations from my observations;

• Drivers behind me don't ever, seem to try- braking, and rely on saying they were "cut off". I thought this was odd and it seems that in Hawaii;- there is some commonplace local only law that says one is responsible for the people driving vehicles in back of you.  This sometimes leads to that driver stalking you home and slashing tires or keying cars or starting a physical confrontation which are common knowledge stories to bring awareness to the local rule.
• Drivers don't follow the 4 way stop rules and create chaos;- particularly at places where they have purposely ill managed pedestrian walks and a lack of stop lights and Walk/Don't walk lights.
• It's about 50/50 on how many drivers Don't use turn signals
• Right turns on Red to get across 4 one-way lanes, especially onto King Street in order to make the next left. They could have really used a lesson in city planning that included usage of Jug handles.
• Bicyclists don't seem to understand that to ride in a car's blind-spot is not a good idea;- no matter how much they want to curse and key cars in Waikiki. 

Why Hawaii State needs No Fault Tort...
The pedestrians are chronically annoying walking slower than a snail. When they see a car coming, instead of walking briskly across the street or a marked pedestrian walkway, they stop in the middle of the street and try to stare down the driver. Some more athletic pedestrians attempt to crash into your vehicle as it passes through the pedestrian walk.